Assign jobs, alter IDs, maintain records, judge the unworthy assistants, flood the station with Clowns, distribute silver IDs to those clowns, be the hero the station needs deserves. Permabrig the chef and steal his whetstone. Break your own display case to get your gun for 'MAX PROTECTION'. Twist your own head off when the walls start closing in. Secure dat fukken disk by tucking it into bed. Please follow common sense.īe responsible for the station. Remember, these job descriptions are for humor purposes only. Traitor, Malfunctioning AI, Changeling, Nuclear Operative, Blood Cultist, Heretic, Revolutionary, Wizard, Family, Blob, Abductor, Holoparasite, Xenomorph, Spider, Revenant, Morph, Nightmare, Space Ninja, Slaughter Demon, Pirate, Sentient Disease, Obsessed, Fugitives, Hunters, Space Dragon, Elite Mobs, Sentient Slime, Rat King, ThiefĬentCom Official, Death Squad Officer, Emergency Response Officer, Chrono Legionnaire, Highlander, Ian, Lavaland Role Head of Personnel, Janitor, Bartender, Cook, Botanist, Clown, Mime, Chaplain, Curator, Assistant, Lawyer, Psychologist, PrisonerĪI, Cyborg, Positronic Brain, Drone, Personal AI, Construct, Imaginary Friend, Split Personality, Ghost Quartermaster, Cargo Technician, Shaft Miner Research Director, Geneticist, Scientist, RoboticistĬhief Medical Officer, Medical Doctor, Paramedic, Chemist, Virologist Head of Security, Security Officer, Warden, DetectiveĬhief Engineer, Station Engineer, Atmospheric Technician It defines your starting equipment, your access on board the station, and what you're supposed to be doing.Ĭaptain, Head of Personnel, Head of Security, Chief Engineer, Research Director, Chief Medical Officer, Quartermaster Prior to today’s acquisition, Qwiki had raised about $10.5 million from investors including Eduardo Saverin, Greylock Partners, Lerer Ventures, and Lightbank.In /tg/station 13, your job is somewhat akin to your character class. And Qwiki offers iOS users a way to create and share videos that are more advanced than what Vine and Instagram can offer. Perhaps Qwiki has been spared because Mayer has promised to refocus much of Yahoo’s attention on mobile products. “I am especially encouraged that Yahoo will keep the product alive and hope to see Qwiki become a part of Yahoo’s mobile renaissance,” Thukkaram said in a statement. “We will continue to support the Qwiki app, and the team will join Yahoo in our New York City office to reimagine Yahoo’s storytelling experience,” the company said in a blog post today.Įven Navin Thukkaram, Qwiki’s COO, seems a little relieved Yahoo isn’t killing off Qwiki. In these cases, companies such as Stamped, OnTheAir,, Alike, Summly, and Jybe have been purchased for their talent while the products are tossed aside. And just yesterday, Yahoo announced the acquisition of one-man fantasy sports startup Bignoggins.īut it has also purchased a spate of smaller startups and shut most of those services down. Yahoo CEO Marissa Mayer has promised to keep it independent from Yahoo to let it keep growing. Its most prominent of these acquisitions was of New York blogging powerhouse Tumblr for $1.1 billion. Yahoo has been purchasing startups left and right the past few months.

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